(20048) Total emails in database
Add about +2500 missing emails to that as I didn't start sending the emails to a database until November 2006. (a year and a half after genpets was created) Oh well. I doubt anyone will read more than 50 so That's still more than enough reading.
Were any real animals harmed in the creation of the so called "gen pets"... my ass. If you guys continue to sell these pieces of real animal flesh (Yes I've seen the articles) then i will get the Government involved, and trust me... you DON'T want that to happen.
Dear Genpets,
I represent an International Entertainment Consortium interested in commissioning a special production run of your Genpets line of consumer goods.
I am sure that you are well aware of the worlds escalating need for newer and more intense forms of entertainment; with this thought in mind we would like to discuss “enhancing” one of your existing products, Genpets Red, to suit these needs.
We would like you to heighten the personality of Genpets Red, to Genpets Red-Extra; with the addition of added endurance, added “playfulness” and the added benefit of teeth, big sharp pointy teeth (big sharp pointy nasty teeth).
Upon completion of a successful initial test run of Genpets Red-Extra, we would like to discuss further subject intensification of the Genpets Red product line, such as
Genpets Red-Hyper,
Genpets Red-Ultra,
Genpets Red Hyper-Ultra,
Genpets Red Ultra-Hyper,
Genpets Fight Ring Dominator, and so forth.
And of course, since we are an international organization, foreign product releases can be easily negotiated without any messy regulations. Marketing can be incorporated into and initiated before in house product testing is completed.
We look forward to your positive response and our future business together.
Sincerely yours,
Mo Money
International Entertainment Consortium
jediadept@hotmail.com
why?
the Joshmo comitee has came to a conclusion that your product is fake and that it is an illegal cloning. are names are hbfdauygtfrgtr,hgvrtybjyr,and hiyugugbhfhvtgtvy. We are of the alien kind. We are also the alien police you shall be executed on december 2,2006 with a lasergun.
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I have heard that placing a Genpet in a blender on puree will yield a substance that reverses aging, and heals scars and blemishes in human skin.
Will a three-year Genpet deliver more benefit than a one-year Genpet?
Will you be selling this substance separately? It seems that it would be an excellent way to capitalize off those little lab mistakes that happen time to time.
Regards,
Heartless in Hollywood
jediadept@hotmail.com
Hello my name is Ulisses Garcia and I live here in United States. I was just wondering if these GenPets were allowed in the U.S. If they are I would really like to know the price and the availability of one. Please get back to me as soon as possible I'm really interested in purchasing one. Thank you
Ulisses Garcia
Hello.
I just recieved info that this is a hoax.
I want to know.
When are you going to sell this
to me?
How much are they?
Are they going to be sold anywhere in Texas?
Please write back.
Thanks,
Jason
IS THIS REAL? OR IS THIS FAKE? IM D HERDA AND I LIVE IN A CITY IN A COUNTRY.
Hello, evil unholy scientific bastards
First, I don't believe it. I think it's a hoax. Second, how much are they?
Third, If they are real, you are sick twisted individuals who are about to instigate a genpet revolution when they start to have real thoughts, become jealous of humans and destroy us in an epic battle. I hope you're ashamed of yourselves.
xxx
Your GenPet went crazy at my house! I have photos!