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From Billy
Subject FAQ request/not answered
Received Tuesday December 12 2006

Were any real animals harmed in the creation of the so called "gen pets"... my ass. If you guys continue to sell these pieces of real animal flesh (Yes I've seen the articles) then i will get the Government involved, and trust me... you DON'T want that to happen.

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From Jeff Ehlert
Subject Reseller enquiry
Received Tuesday December 05 2006

Dear Genpets,
I represent an International Entertainment Consortium interested in commissioning a special production run of your Genpets line of consumer goods.

I am sure that you are well aware of the worlds escalating need for newer and more intense forms of entertainment; with this thought in mind we would like to discuss “enhancing” one of your existing products, Genpets Red, to suit these needs.

We would like you to heighten the personality of Genpets Red, to Genpets Red-Extra; with the addition of added endurance, added “playfulness” and the added benefit of teeth, big sharp pointy teeth (big sharp pointy nasty teeth).

Upon completion of a successful initial test run of Genpets Red-Extra, we would like to discuss further subject intensification of the Genpets Red product line, such as
Genpets Red-Hyper,
Genpets Red-Ultra,
Genpets Red Hyper-Ultra,
Genpets Red Ultra-Hyper,
Genpets Fight Ring Dominator, and so forth.

And of course, since we are an international organization, foreign product releases can be easily negotiated without any messy regulations. Marketing can be incorporated into and initiated before in house product testing is completed.
We look forward to your positive response and our future business together.

Sincerely yours,

Mo Money
International Entertainment Consortium
jediadept@hotmail.com

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From joseph gartrell
Subject Other
Received Monday December 04 2006

why?

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From bingo
Subject Complaint
Received Thursday November 30 2006

the Joshmo comitee has came to a conclusion that your product is fake and that it is an illegal cloning. are names are hbfdauygtfrgtr,hgvrtybjyr,and hiyugugbhfhvtgtvy. We are of the alien kind. We are also the alien police you shall be executed on december 2,2006 with a lasergun.
from joshmo hj6reghstbgrfd jb

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From Jeff Ehlert
Subject Other
Received Tuesday November 28 2006

I have heard that placing a Genpet in a blender on puree will yield a substance that reverses aging, and heals scars and blemishes in human skin.
Will a three-year Genpet deliver more benefit than a one-year Genpet?

Will you be selling this substance separately? It seems that it would be an excellent way to capitalize off those little lab mistakes that happen time to time.

Regards,
Heartless in Hollywood
jediadept@hotmail.com

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From Ulisses Garcia
Subject Pricing
Received Wednesday November 22 2006

Hello my name is Ulisses Garcia and I live here in United States. I was just wondering if these GenPets were allowed in the U.S. If they are I would really like to know the price and the availability of one. Please get back to me as soon as possible I'm really interested in purchasing one. Thank you
Ulisses Garcia

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From jason
Subject Pricing
Received Tuesday November 21 2006

Hello.
I just recieved info that this is a hoax.

I want to know.
When are you going to sell this
to me?
How much are they?
Are they going to be sold anywhere in Texas?

Please write back.
Thanks,

Jason

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From ABCDEF
Subject General support
Received Monday November 20 2006

IS THIS REAL? OR IS THIS FAKE? IM D HERDA AND I LIVE IN A CITY IN A COUNTRY.

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From marvin mistry
Subject Pricing
Received Monday November 20 2006

Hello, evil unholy scientific bastards

First, I don't believe it. I think it's a hoax. Second, how much are they?
Third, If they are real, you are sick twisted individuals who are about to instigate a genpet revolution when they start to have real thoughts, become jealous of humans and destroy us in an epic battle. I hope you're ashamed of yourselves.

xxx

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From Virginia
Subject Complaint
Received Saturday November 18 2006

Your GenPet went crazy at my house! I have photos!

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