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Add about +2500 missing emails to that as I didn't start sending the emails to a database until November 2006. (a year and a half after genpets was created) Oh well. I doubt anyone will read more than 50 so That's still more than enough reading.






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From eimai ninja
Subject Availability
Received Friday September 28 2007

YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!IF I WANTED TO SHIT I WOULD SHIT ON YOUR LEFT EYE!HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO LIVE I A PLASTIC BOX IN HIBERNATION?THIS IS LIKE JESUS CHRIST FUCKING HIS OWN MOTHER!UNBELIEVABLE!I WISH ALL U MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA DIE

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From James
Subject Beta testers support
Received Thursday September 27 2007

My Genpet isn't doing anything, I couldn't find a place to put fresh batteries, but then my gf pointed out that I could shove the batteries up my arse, as I was paying attention to it more than her, so it gave me an idea.

However, now that the Genpet (I call him Fitz) has fresh batteries, he/she is making a very strange noise.

Should I remove the batteries & put in fresh ones? If so, how do I get the batteries back out of the "compartment"?

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From Agni-**** *************
Subject Complaint
Received Wednesday September 26 2007

I am an ecologist, thus it is very difficult for me to criticize products made in the name of science(!)however I have to tell you that I have not seen anything more ugly and monster-like than the genpet. I heard about it in the radio and I wanted to see myself that this exists! I am a parent and I hope your products will not go very far and other parents as well as me will not trust your genius discovery. It would be good to invest your scientific expertise in something else. Thank you.

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From bardya
Subject Complaint
Received Sunday September 23 2007

shame on you...

how could you do this?

think deeply about the money that you
get by this way?

we protest you soon...

your product is condemned by the conscience of alive humans...

you should be responsible about your unawareness.and we ban your company.this is a warning and alert for your akward mind and your company...

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From nefeli
Subject Complaint
Received Friday September 21 2007

ARE YOU PEOPLE INSANE????
ARE YOU PEOPLE SICK ???
I BELIEVE YOU ARE!!!
I AM FEELING SORRY FOR BEING HUMAN IF YOU ARE CONSIDERED HUMAN TOO !!!

I HOPE UR WHOLE COMPANY WILL BUNKRUPT IF U TRY PUTTING THIS THING INTO MARKET ...

IM REALLY FEELING SICK!!!
YOU CAN ALL GO ROT AND DIE !!!!
ANIMALS

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From Maria Doka
Subject Complaint
Received Friday September 21 2007

I am left speachless, I cannot believe what I have just read. One must be a very sick or disturbed personality to buy such a "pet". But hey, such people exist, don' t they? Great target group! Why not make money out of them!
I certainly hope you never get to be given the licence required to launch your products. As an attorney, I would do anything in my power to prevent such "pets" from entering my country.

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From crN
Subject Complaint
Received Thursday September 20 2007

FUCK YOU DOUCHEBAGS I GOT MY HOPES UP AND ITS ALL A HOAX
FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS FUCK YOUR ART PROJECT BULLSHIT
EAT SHIT AND DIE
IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.
that is all.

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From something
Subject Complaint
Received Wednesday September 19 2007

This is not gonna work
This is madness

You fools

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From jim
Subject Press inquiry
Received Wednesday September 19 2007

You sick bastards, you are disgusting, I hope God gets fire to your industry.

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From Niovi Chalikiopoulou
Subject Compliment
Received Wednesday September 19 2007

You should be ashamed of yourselves. I really pitty you! Introducing such creatures in the market will destroy you as the consumers will not put up with this!

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