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Add about +2500 missing emails to that as I didn't start sending the emails to a database until November 2006. (a year and a half after genpets was created) Oh well. I doubt anyone will read more than 50 so That's still more than enough reading.






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From Mike
Subject Other
Received Wednesday December 16 2009

Hello I've heard that these genpets are just fake are they actually real or is it just art work and a big hoax? How much would one of these cost approx when they are available

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From NICOLAY
Subject Reseller enquiry
Received Wednesday December 09 2009

Hello I have a shop in Argentina,and i will resell Genpets,pls send my a form to know more about buy your product,and if there is a posibility to buy I wll resell it in Argentina.

Thanks !

Sr.Nicola

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From Rahma
Subject Other
Received Thursday December 03 2009

hi how can i order genpets i want one but i dont know how to order plzz answer me in my email plzz ok bye bye see ya byee byeeeeeeeeeee

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From Richard Smith
Subject Feature Request/Suggestion
Received Tuesday November 24 2009

You people need to get fucked and die. What you're doing is despicable.

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From Ned No D
Subject Beta testers support
Received Thursday October 29 2009

Several inquiries... Nothing answered on the forum.

It sleeps all day and when it is awake it just stares at me in an eerie way... and when it does this for ten minutes, I get some kicking migraines. I don't know how, or why, I've gone to the doctor about them and nothing's showed up. Now it sits up at night staring... sometimes I hear whispers but I am lead to believe from the manual that it does not talk.

Sometimes, things will break or fall on the floor and the other week my cat ate my dog! We're not talking about a toy breed, it was a doberman! Just before this happened, the genpet was playing with the cat, or I thought it was playing with the cat; but I fear for my sanity and quite possibly my life.

Did you know this thing's teeth grow back?! Did you cross shark DNA in this? Extracting the incisors was heart wrenching and traumatic for both it and I, but to my dismay the incisors grew back and I only found this out when it was hitching a ride on the cat and they ambushed me! I had to put the cat down by the way. It was horrifying- first the genpet and the cat do a number on my Achilles tendon (I have to use a cane now) and then the doberman got eaten by the cat... I think this thing is evil, some kind of unholy hell spawn that is trying to drive my very own sanity into oblivion.

I swear I think it's telling me to do horrible things! Unspeakable things, things that you get life in prison for...

Please, reassure my sanity! Has anyone else mentioned any of these traits in their genpet? Right now it's just sitting in it's bedding, staring at me, clicking it's teeth...

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From jenny
Subject Other
Received Monday October 12 2009

How many strange and ungodly mutants did you all mess up on before getting this abomination in a package? And how did you dispose of them?

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From anonymus
Subject Complaint
Received Saturday October 10 2009

You people are breaking into humanity's laws and morals. This things that you call Genpets may feel, as you have stated before. What if these fall in hands of masochists or irresponsible people with no morals? This is a mistake. Turn all this down to prevent all of this!

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From khalil yasin
Subject Launch date
Received Saturday October 10 2009

plz tell when this is coming out i need to know!! im doing a project for school about this!!

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From Omar
Subject Other
Received Friday October 09 2009

Congratulations. The theme is obviously controversialy. The word merchandising is every day weirder than before. Well, the etic and reason are very weak before the money power.

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From Moein
Subject Other
Received Friday October 09 2009

Hi.
Ideas?
Thank You.

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